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Gentlemen, this is quite possibly
the hottest situation
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most of you will ever be involved with.
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If any of you have
any fears about death,
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any second thoughts about that
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beautiful new wife of yours
screwing every guy you hate
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because you left her a widow,
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now is your chance to leave.
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Take off those sunglasses.
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Get out of here.
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Anybody else?
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Mr. Five?
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See to it that Mr. Eleven
never gets to that gate alive.
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This is Agent Samson.
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You will know him and refer to him
only as team leader.
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His whim is your command.
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If he tells you to put on
a dress and dance,
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I better see those
money-makers shaking.
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- Am I understood?
- Yes, sir!
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These grounds have been split up
into ten separate zones.
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Each zone will be defended
by two agents.
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In the event of an agent's termination,
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the neighboring zone
will absorb the weaker one.
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I don't like the sound of
"an agent's termination."
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I just hope he doesn't ask us
to put on a dress and dance.
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Mr. Twelve?
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Is there something you would like
to share with all of us
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or is this a tea party with Mr. Seven?
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It is a tea party, sir!
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Would you two little ladies
like to put on an attractive sundress
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- or perhaps a tube top for this party?
- No, sir!
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Team leader, would you like to see them
in pretty pink dresses?
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No. I don't want to
see them in a dress.
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Very well.
You boys have team leader to thank.
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If we had it my way,
the whole lot of you would be in skirts.
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Now, knock it off and listen up.
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It's their nerves.
These are good men.
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Your sidearms are to be
your last line of defense.
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Civilian casualties will not be tolerated.
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Now, let's all cross our fingers
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and we just might see another sunrise.
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All right, gentlemen, go ahead.
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Aye, aye, sir!
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Here's where you are wrong, my friend.
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This woman has killed before.
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- Allegedly.
- Okay, whatever.
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But she was a big girl.
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We are talking about
a large, healthy woman
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of questionable stability.
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Oh, you are totally underestimating
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the never-say-die scrappiness
of a survivor.
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Hey, guess what?
Nobody cares who would win
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in a crazy fantasy fistfight
between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden.
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We never should have
brought the henchmen.
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We're gonna be the only ones there
with henchmen.
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I'm gonna have to kill them.
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Pull over if you see a good place
to dump their bodies.
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I can't take this.
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Do you want me to turn around?
Because I will.
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You were the one that wanted to...
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No, no, this tag sale
is clearly going to be the event.
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The Monarch is not going to miss this.
No way.
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We are not going to make a thing
out of this.
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I don't want to upset the henchmen.
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Hey, Dean, I found your doll.
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That's an action figure.
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No, this is your old dolly.
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Give it! She's mine!
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Try was yours.
Dad put a price tag on it.
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Well, it's not his to sell.
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This is my Princess of Camelot doll...
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because... because...
I should get the money...
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and stuff.
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Cool.
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I was wondering where this went.
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Breaker, breaker, one-nine.
This here's the rubber duck.
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You got a copy on me?
Come on.
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If Dad's gonna sell our junk,
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we've gotta find our own way
to get a slice of that fat money cake.
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Aw, wicked!
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Check it!
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I got it!
And I'm gonna need your help.
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Follow me.
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Brock, you have to learn how to relax.
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This has a lock on it.
We'll be fine.
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I just think that with all your advertising...
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Who even opens those Valpaks anyway?
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You have some dangerous
machinery for sale here.
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I think you're begging for trouble
on this one.
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I thought you handled all that.
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And I don't hear any big ideas from you
on how to get some quick cash. Come on!
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Most of this stuff is
old crap my dad left behind.
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Doc, you have a table over there
with a sign that says
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"Laser death ray bargain bin"!
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Well, that's why you have
your little ska band there
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to keep the oddballs in costumes
from raising Cain.
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- Everyone is here.
- It's quite a turnout.
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Look over there.
It's the Bearded Specter.
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Oh, my God, look what he's got on!
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Are those giant shorts or tiny pants?
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Who still wears those?
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Sweetie, isn't that the guy
from Depeche Mode?
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Oh, no way! Where?
Holy crap, he's with a girl.
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Oh, yeah, that guy is totally straight.
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I saw a whole thing about him
on the VH1.
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But he's the guy from Depeche Mode.
It's impossible.
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- Straight.
- Come on!
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He's in Depeche Mode!
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Billy, check out that
honey-pot over there.
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That's the kind of archenemy we need.
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That's Dr. Girlfriend.
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She kicks with that wash-up who
thinks it's cool to wear butterfly wings.
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You know, the what's-his-name?
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Oh, right.
The Monarch. Sure.
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Wait, that's Dr. Girlfriend?
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People say she's kind of...
you know... manly.
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Totally. And I heard
from a reliable source
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that she has a surgically implanted
baboon's uterus.
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Can they even do that?
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Your naivete is alarming.
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I have personally grafted a pony's face
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onto the abdomen
of a well-known celebrity.
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- Is it someone I've heard of?
- I do not kiss and tell.
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Name?
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- You know damn well...
- Name?
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Baron Underbheit.
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One: All persons associated
with the Guild of Calamitous Intent
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recognize that by virtue of
their presence at an event...
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I am well aware of the 1967
Charter of Casual Contact.
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Und come now,
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why would little old me
want to start any trouble?
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Spare me the sweet talk and sign here.
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Place all metallic, explosive,
or magical objects in the tray.
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I'm sorry.
I'm gonna have to ask you to...
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All right.
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Is there a screen or something
I can go behind?
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Don't push your luck.
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That image is never
going to leave my mind.
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I'm gonna throw up.
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Uh, I swear to you, I can taste it.
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It is all watery under
my tongue right now.
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He's a total freak.
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I mean, part of me admires his dedication
to looking all menacing,
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but that is just gross.
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So, it's just the weed whacker then?
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Do you have amnesia?
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I loaned this utilitarian object
to you a month ago!
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I purchased this weed whacker
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for the singular design
of grooming my lawn!
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All right, keep it!
Just take it down a notch.
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Sorry, I just...
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You said you would return it.
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I get like that.
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You need a hand here?
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I'm a people person.
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I could assist you
vending your sundries.
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Why, I would make a
whiz-bang salesman!
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Fine, you deal with the creepy guys
dressed like special creepy guys.
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- And none of that "step right up" crap.
- Okay.
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All right, you two.
You have my list and the money.
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Now I want you back waiting
by the Monarch Mobile by 6:00.
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- I will tolerate no dawdling!
- Okay, boss.
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You can count on us,
and we are not gonna screw this up.
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Ah, thanks for putting that in my head.
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That's extra reassuring.
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Put your mind at ease.
Your two best men are on the job.
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Oh, I'm sure.
And, Twenty-One?
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Yeah?
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Your barn door is open.
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Ah, henchmen.
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You seem to be in good spirits.
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Right. It's weird.
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I was totally convinced that
Brock Samson was just gonna...
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Oh, my God! Right?
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But he was a big, blond pussycat.
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I have not been this relaxed since...
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- Since when?
- Since...
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Whenever. I don't know.
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Oh, would you look at that?
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It's just tacky.
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A cash bar.
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How typical.
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Employee Dean,
isn't that your make-believe girlfriend?
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- Oh, crap! Where?!
- The hat stays on!
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You are representing Hankco, son.
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- Show some pride.
- Knock it off.
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All right. Union says you
get a ten-minute break,
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and I can't risk another strike.
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H.E.L.P.eR!
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You're on counter.
Look alive!
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There he goes.
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Looks like our little Dean is growing up.
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I'm okay!
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My shoelace was untied.
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I'm not ashamed to say it,
H.E.L.P.eR,
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I'm proud of him.
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I'm flattered, boys.
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But I'm with the Monarch now.
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And, you know, he's been
arching Dr. Venture...
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Venture! That guy peaked too early.
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He's been a joke since he was sixteen.
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- Sweetie, do we need potholders?
- I better go.
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You both seem very interesting,
and I'm sure some day
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you will make some lucky villain
very happy.
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Did I mention that Billy here
is a severe hydrocephalic?
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I was born with way too much
cerebrospinal fluid
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which may account
for my tremendous I.Q.
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My mother calls me her little water baby.
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I'm an albino.
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Yeah, you can kill him with light!
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You could call yourself
the Deadly Flame
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or Hot Pants.
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Hey, Triana.
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What are you doing here?
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I live right over there.
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And, you know... yard sale.
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Did you find anything to get?
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Oh, I found some kitschy junk.
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You have to see these!
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Look at these things!
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Giant grandma thunder pants!
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Don't they rule?!
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I have a cramp...
from running into you.
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Isn't that weird?
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You know, you and I both here...
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What are the chances?
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I really want to sit down.
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Man, you're a mess.
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We should get you some lemonade.
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No.
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Not lemonade.
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And your change.
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Now let me just bag this for you.
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Stop showing off.
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Okay, there you are.
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And I hope you enjoy your purchase.
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You are one lucky duck!
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Oh, it must be dreamy
to have a costumed nemesis
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chasing you,
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wringing his gloved hands
in concern of your every move!
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- You're kidding, right?
- It just seemed so romantic.
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Oh, sure, it looks all
glamorous from the outside,
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but really it's a huge pain in the ass.
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They send robots into your lab,
break everything,
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and does my insurance policy
cover archenemies? No.
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I'm jealous. There, I said it.
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If you want one so bad,
take one of mine.
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We've been lucky here, but that
doesn't mean it's not gonna happen.
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I want security to move...
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My contacts!
You knocked out my contact lenses.
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I want security to move
on all possible civilian targets.
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00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,206
Mr. Twenty will join you at the...
252
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,340
- Well?
- No way.
253
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,476
Come on, I did it!
You have to pay up.
254
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,111
I said, "And he helps you look for them."
255
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,380
You so owe me five bucks!
256
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,884
Let's move the Monarch Mobile
to the other side of the lot.
257
00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,353
It will totally screw
with the henchmen's heads!
258
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,121
I've never seen this side of you.
259
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:06,092
Oh, wow.
That hoagie went right through me.
260
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,329
I need to make a deposit at the bank...
so to speak.
261
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,601
You dick!
262
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,503
Dr. Orpheus did this!
263
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:21,674
To exact proper retribution, you can
find me at this address. Nights only.
264
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,110
What? What did I do?
265
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,647
When the sun sleeps,
the wolves begin to howl.
266
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,882
So?
267
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,484
What the hell is going on here?
268
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,287
Did somebody put a sign
on my back or something?
269
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,994
Let's see. That's the
"7 and the Ragged Tiger" t-shirt,
270
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,763
the shrink ray, and the Santa windsock.
271
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,066
Uh, this runs on two double-A batteries
and superheated phosphates.
272
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,802
What? Is that a tic-tac in there?
273
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,306
And you have a picture of a shrink ray gun
on the shrink ray gun.
274
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,707
That is totally retarded.
275
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:59,479
If you had, like, a silhouette of
a giant guy maybe next to a small guy,
276
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,749
you know, with, uh,
ray gun circles coming out...
277
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,884
If you don't like the logo, it's a decal.
278
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,419
You can scrape it off.
279
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,422
Now, do you want it, or are you just gonna
skip on over to the Shrink Ray Hut
280
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,456
and pick up a cheaper one?
281
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:14,727
Your sarcasm, although a laugh riot,
is not making this choice any easier.
282
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,630
If you're not gonna get it, I will.
I'll let you borrow it.
283
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,866
No way. You're a total Indian giver.
284
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,601
Come on, just loan me,
like, fifty grand.
285
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,536
All right, you two, you snooze, you lose!
286
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,939
Nobody gets the shrink ray now.
287
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,674
Nice.
288
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,377
Oh, this is unholy.
289
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,613
I can actually see the stench in here.
290
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,948
Hello, Doctor.
291
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,216
Well, if it's not Phantom Limb.
292
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,219
In the flesh... what there is of it.
293
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,956
So, I heard you set the butterfly free.
294
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,325
I just looked in the hole.
It's horrible!
295
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,593
Who told you that?
296
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,096
A little bird told me,
but don't blame Tiny Eagle.
297
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,831
We all saw this coming.
298
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,701
Well, it's a complete lie.
I could not be happier.
299
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,269
This isn't happening in here.
300
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,271
It's like two inches higher
than the one at the cocoon.
301
00:13:58,324 --> 00:13:59,412
It's throwing me all out of whack.
302
00:13:59,495 --> 00:14:00,974
We all know the good doctor
303
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,910
could turn the world of
professional villainy upside down
304
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,945
if she would just try it
on her own and drop...
305
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,982
Look, I've got a good thing going on here.
306
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,951
I'm not the same person
you used to know.
307
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,988
Okay, pookums,
that sound you heard was nothing,
308
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,889
But some of the pressure
has been released.
309
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:20,460
You know, I'm between
hating scientists now.
310
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,529
I could number two for you
till you get on your feet.
311
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,699
All right, why don't you be
a good little whatever-the-hell-you-are
312
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,868
and run along?
This is not a good time.
313
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,536
Wasn't that Phantom Limb?
314
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,705
Didn't you work with him
or live near him or something?
315
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,308
I've never met him before.
He's an ass.
316
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,777
- How'd it go in there?
- Oh, not well.
317
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,480
It was all sound and fury
signifying nothing.
318
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,416
We have to find a real toilet!
319
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,654
What was that?
320
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,789
I just sold him a slice of the grinder.
321
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,691
And what's he gonna
wash it down with?
322
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,527
That was the perfect opportunity
to push the lemonade!
323
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,330
Do you know what this is?
324
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,298
This is profit.
325
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,200
And do you know what that is?
326
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,735
A huge grinder?
327
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,070
A big hero?
328
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,907
No, that is there
to make people spend $2.00
329
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,776
on a nickel's worth of sugar water.
330
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,712
Oh, I'm going in the back
to count receipts.
331
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,381
Triana, take over for Dean.
Here's your hat.
332
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,051
And I'm gonna need your W-2
by the end of your shift.
333
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,452
I'm not wearing this.
334
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,923
Create a diversion, and I'll rush in.
335
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,591
Just go in the woods.
336
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,062
Fine. What do I do?
337
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,398
Come on, this place is a who's who
of villainy shopping for destroyer rays.
338
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,933
It's a powder keg.
339
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,535
Improvise!
340
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,172
I sure would like this in khaki.
341
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,840
Never mind, I've got it.
342
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,117
Hey, cool! Girlie mags.
343
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,418
No way!
344
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:56,189
It's "Buffy's" own
Sarah Michelle Gellar!
345
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,330
Dick!
346
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,974
Bravo unit, this is team leader,
347
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:19,645
C-C-C breach at Tip-Top Torpedoes
and the Dollar Grab Bag Pavilion.
348
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,947
Copy that, team leader.
349
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,283
We have a similar situation
over at Bargain Atomic Appliances.
350
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,820
There. Was that hard?
Come on.
351
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,395
I need backup over here!
One of these nancy-boy creeps
352
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,431
thought it would be funny
to test the merchandise.
353
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,367
You're all my witnesses!
Secret agent brutality!
354
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,904
Officer, I would like to press charges.
355
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,473
You can't spend all
of the boss's money on that.
356
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,808
He'll kill us!
357
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,409
Dude, have you gone insane?
358
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,178
We have to get this.
359
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,613
I'm gonna cry.
360
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,449
I have been dreaming of this
since I was three.
361
00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,086
- I'm telling you...
- Dude, look at this, please.
362
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,621
Oh, you like that, huh?
363
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,656
It's a prototype.
Couldn't sell 'em.
364
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:07,760
Yeah, Kenner wasn't interested in a toy
that cost over two mill in parts alone
365
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,763
and the army told me
they don't sword fight anymore.
366
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,966
I'll take it, and I don't need a bag.
I'm gonna wear this home.
367
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:18,471
My friend, bedlam has broken out athwart
the kingdom of Venture!
368
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,906
Join me in battle!
369
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,408
Oh, crap, Brock is never gonna let me
hear the end of this.
370
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,010
Back to back, neighbor!
371
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,078
We shall fight them as a team!
372
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,447
I'm not going
"back to back" with anybody.
373
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,448
I'm going inside.
374
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,918
Very well!
Secure the homestead!
375
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,787
Your family must come first!
376
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:40,493
Honestly, what kind of jackass
would leave every door unlocked?
377
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,795
I'm not gonna flush.
378
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,498
Let them see the wrath of the Monarch!
379
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,501
This is totally freaky.
380
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,137
I'm in my archenemy's bedroom.
381
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,172
We really should do something...
382
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,574
sinister?
383
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,243
I don't know. Like what?
384
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,878
Want to do it on his bed?
385
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,014
You know... make him sleep
in our genetic filth?
386
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,049
Nah.
387
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,684
Yeah, me neither.
388
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,453
Oh, this isn't working.
389
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:08,688
I'm not feeling it.
390
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:14,327
Yeah, hey... Why don't we find his lab
and, uh, I don't know, break something...
391
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,263
All right.
392
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,367
This is ridiculous.
393
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,170
You're gonna get us all killed!
I quit.
394
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,040
We are not going anywhere!
395
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,575
When I chose this neighborhood
396
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,645
to open my first Hankco's
Lemonade and Grinder World,
397
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,313
I knew the consequences.
398
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,049
All right, that's it, I am out of here.
399
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,987
When these riots are over,
we are going to rebuild!
400
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,858
As God as my witness,
I will not let my people down...
401
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,628
I am Dr. Orpheus!
402
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,230
That was delivered by Dr. Orpheus!
403
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,834
If any of you colorful rogues
404
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,870
would like to take revenge out on me
on a full-time basis,
405
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,673
my schedule is open!
406
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,479
You totally blew it out there.
407
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,247
You are so right.
408
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,616
I should have rescued her,
or at least...
409
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,485
Or at least not run away crying.
410
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,053
She'll be fine, boys.
411
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,290
Her father's out there destroying my lawn
with his magic.
412
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,791
He wouldn't let anything happen to her.
413
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,627
Hey, Pop, did you leave
the door to your lab open?
414
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,102
Brock Samson.
415
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,305
At last we meet.
416
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,209
No, my young Padawan learner.
417
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,779
This one is mine.
418
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,250
Do I know you?
419
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,199
I've been gypped!
420
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,969
- Boo!
- Oh, my God!
421
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,037
He's gonna so [bleep] pop me!
422
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,906
Brock, come in, Brock.
423
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,841
- Yeah?
- There's someone in the lab.
424
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,410
- Who?
- I'm not going in there!
425
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,245
I'm sending a team over now.
426
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,349
Oh, my God, look at this place.
427
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,551
It's like a museum of failure.
428
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:20,119
It's almost depressing.
429
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,589
Here I am in the belly of the beast,
and I don't even care.
430
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,491
I don't even feel like
taking a whiz on this.
431
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,660
I used to dream of taking a whiz on this!
432
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,862
So, I guess we're not gonna...
433
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,231
What can I do to this guy
that life hasn't already?
434
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,400
I almost feel sorry for him.
435
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,602
A lot has changed.
436
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:41,007
I was meaning to talk
to you about things... and us...
437
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,575
Oh, no, you don't!
438
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,010
Take it easy!
439
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,644
Get down, honeybunch!
440
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,114
No one gets the drop on the Monarch!
441
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,652
With every fiber of my being,
I stab at thee!
442
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,255
As long as blood flows
through this heart,
443
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,757
I will hunt you down.
444
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,193
I will be the stuff of
your children's nightmares!
445
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:03,796
What's he doing now?
446
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,132
He's making his dramatic exit.
447
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,534
This could take all night.
I'm gonna get Brock.
448
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,002
Oh, I think he's almost done.
449
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:14,940
And then when nothing can be heard
but your cries of agony,
450
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:19,045
I will pull the chain
and let the beast devour you!
451
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,480
Mark my words!
452
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:27,153
I will have my revenge, Dr. Venture!
453
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:07,993
There.
454
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,371
All right, they're finishing up.
455
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,707
Let's go home.
456
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:26,307
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